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Peter Dutton with a green frog on his head, rain falling around him.

I am a mother fucking wizard.

  • Submissions
  • February 16, 2024

I am a mother fucking wizard. Did you know that? I thought not. My power is literally beyond human comprehension. To give you just a taste, I can control frogs with my brain.

  • CreativeSatire

The Plastic Column: ‘Missing’ Labels in Canvas cause increased stress for students

  • Ben Steele
  • June 5, 2023

Many students reported that these labels stress them out unnecessarily because they mistake them for legitimate labels and believe they failed to submit an assessment.

  • Satire

Blackboard to Canvas confusion: QUT Students overload Canva purchasing Pro Plans

  • Ben Steele
  • January 12, 2023

Thousands of QUT students have mistakenly bought Canva Pro subscriptions in the wake of news that QUT will be transitioning away from Blackboard to Canvas. 

  • SatireUncategorized

Gazette: The shittest person in your group assignment thinks it’s an equitable process

  • Glass Gazette
  • April 4, 2022

“It’s great that we’ve all really pulled our weight here.”   Queensland…

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‘Women Upset about Verbal Sexual Harassment Should Get More Hobbies,’ says QUT Men’s Officer

  • Glass Gazette
  • March 17, 2022

  CW: Discussion of sexual harassment  PERTH – The QUT Student Guild’s…

  • ArticlesSatire
Man in jacket walking

7 Habits of a Sigma Male

  • Glass Gazette
  • February 17, 2022
  • 1 Comment

By Pat Riarchy Sigma Males are innovative and misunderstood men, and are…

  • Satire
Three young men sit around a coffee table

QUT Student Guild posed to elect first ever ‘Men’s Officer’: Gazette

  • Glass Gazette
  • February 5, 2022
  • 1 Comment

By Hugh Jorgen After days of sustained public outcry, the Queensland University…

  • Satire
Woman in the forest

Woman in STEM? Her ex never shut up about computers, and now she knows about all analogue wavelengths!

  • Glass Gazette
  • January 28, 2022

Diversity win! One local woman is living the dream this week, after…

  • Satire
Man alone at his laptop in the dark.

While you were sitting around, I was watching my lectures on 3x speed

  • Glass Gazette
  • January 18, 2022

  Opinion: We are not the same. At the end of every…

  • Satire
Woman leaning against neon light

Film bro? This woman knows what year the Matrix was released.

  • Glass Gazette
  • December 15, 2021

Go off, I guess. An exciting story to come out of QUT,…

  • Satire
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