One local woman is living the dream this week, after it was revealed that she actually does know about maths and science and stuff.
Bianca Treffers, a 23 year old Music student at QUT, has recently demonstrated to her friend group that she knows the actual difference between analogue and digital, thanks to her insufferable ex-boyfriend.
“Well basically analogue is wavelengths but digital is binary,” Treffers told the Gazette.
“[My ex] Campbell studied Engineering, and he was always talking about technological stuff.”
“I guess you could say I picked up a few things.”
“Like recently I saw a couple arguing about where to eat out, and I was like, oh, this is just like me and Campbell, I wonder if he’s going to try to use an analogy that she can’t understand to make her feel stupid?”
“Well joke’s on you, Cam – now I’m as smart as you and ten times as hot.”
“Who’s going to alienate all her friends now?”
More to come.