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Glass Gazette: 25-year-old student experiencing existential crisis starts questioning whether he is on the brink of becoming a mature aged student.

By March 9, 2021 May 3rd, 2021 No Comments

Jack, local QUT student, is debating whether he now qualifies as a mature aged student considering he just turned 25. A quick google search will put him in this category for his age, however, he figures that if he doesn’t answer his own questions with personal titbits or bring a suitcase to tutorials, he will still have a few years up his sleeve.

You either graduate a hero, or study long enough to see yourself become a mature aged student.

More to come.

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